Craigslist Men Looking for Yoga Hookers

I regularly check Craigslist for yoga jobs, and I see quite a few sleazy men posting looking for “personal trainers” or yoga instructors where the main qualification is the photo you send in. Here’s an ad I caught this morning. Note the triple emphasis ***on every line!!!***:

Sexy, Fit, Female Fitness Trainer or Sexy, Fit, Female Workout Partner (Beverly Hills)

***Seeking SEXY, FIT, FEMALE fitness trainer… or SEXY, FIT, FEMALE workout partner *** To train, workout, STRETCH, and assist former pro athlete with my workout.***

***You must be willing to workout outdoors (beach, park, etc) with me… we will…walk, jog, sprint, lift weights, do push ups, sit ups and ***YOU WILL NEED TO STRETCH ME OUT FREQUENTLY THROUGHOUT MY/OUR ENTIRE WORKOUT***

***You should be very familiar with YOGA and or ASSISTED STRETCHING technique’s.***

*** You MUST submit a cover letter, resume and RECENT PHOTO/ PHOTOS of yourself… if you don’t have resume, please submit (a cover letter or cover e-mail and RECENT PHOTO/PHOTOS) of yourself OR YOU… WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED FOR POSITION***

***I’m am seeking for a SEXY, FIT, FEMALE FITNESS TRAINER OR A SEXY, FIT, FEMALE WORKOUT PARTNER who is seriously into fitness and knowledgable about NUTRITION and STRETCHING.***

We would work together at least twice a week to start with….***ONLY RESPONSIBLE, SEXY, FITNESS MINDED LADIES WITH REFERENCES NEED APPLY***…THANK YOU

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One Response to “Craigslist Men Looking for Yoga Hookers”


  1. Sounds like a sketchball to me!

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